Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Ozzie Albies 2B ATL
- Sandy Alcantara SP MIA
- Pete Alonso 1B NYM
- Slade Cecconi SP CLE
- Zac Gallen SP ARI
- Michael Harris II LF ATL
- Jack Leiter SP TEX
- Matt Olson 1B ATL
- Austin Riley 3B ATL
- Luis Robert CF CWS
- Eugenio Suarez 3B ARI
Positions Needed:
- P
- OF
The bats are coming alive!! Does it have anything to do with the Yankees having George Costanza sleeping bobblehead night? I'm kinda thinking so......
3 way battle for 8th place....may the best George win!!
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Ozzie Albies 2B ATL
- Pete Alonso 1B NYM
- Junior Caminero 3B TB
- Matt Olson 1B ATL
- Austin Riley 3B ATL
- Eugenio Suarez 3B ARI
Positions Needed:
- P
- OF
Edited: Thu Jun 19 8:43pm ET
What was I thinking? I'm thinking that I'm noticing a slight turn in the league's power structure!! I'm sensing that Costanza's Yankees is about to rocket to the top of the league standings!! I can somehow sense the slightest bit of human suffering and I'm feeling that The Funny Bunch is about to suffer an unheard of and dramatic drop in the league standings and The White Sucklers will crumble as well!! I'm back....baby!!!!
Costanza's Yankees wrote:I'm supposed to be decompressing and not decomposing....this was supposed to be the Summer of George....Summer of George!!
What the hell were you thinking? Smack!
I'm supposed to be decompressing and not decomposing....this was supposed to be the Summer of George....Summer of George!!
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Matt Olson 1B ATL
Positions Needed:
- P
- OF
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Matt Olson 1B ATL
Positions Needed:
- OF
Funky is the king until someone knocks him off. Lets get him Costanza! ...... although the White Knucklers might have something to say about it.
Edited: Sun Jun 1 6:36am ET
Unfortunately Funny Bunch you have unleased the dreaded "Opposite George" where everything I do or say is the exact opposite of what I mean to say or do!! "Long live Funny Bunch the King" as I predict that you will easily win the league by at least 10 points and not actually fold like a chaise lounge chair before the end of the season!! The Great CARNAC has spoken!! Summer of George!! Summer of George!!
The king has returned!
Play for next year, George?
"There was no deal....no deal!!" I'm going to the top by myself....baby!! Summer of George....baby!! Summer of George........
Come on Costanza, we'll make a run to the top together.
Edited: Mon May 19 10:35pm ET
OTB - 17 and closing!! Stay tuned for update!!
Update - 12 Ruh-Roh....Astro....almost there!!
COSTANZA ALERT....COSTANZA ALERT: Georgie's crew is within 19 points of On The Black and closing!! It's gonna happen!!
Costanza, you've sunk back to the bottom of the ocean.
Edited: Sat May 10 2:34pm ET
I thought that the Red Sea had parted but....the sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli!!
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Adael Amador 2B COL
- Harrison Bader LF MIN
- Mauricio Dubon CF HOU
- Jake Fraley CF CIN
- Lourdes Gurriel Jr. LF ARI
- Brant Hurter SP DET
- Jesus Sanchez LF MIA
- Dennis Santana RP PIT
- Mark Vientos 3B NYM
- Jacob Young OF WSH
Meep....meep....comin' through!! The Red Sea has parted and Georgie's Yankees are boltin' to the top!!
I think they usually give those jobs to former players. lol
Edited: Tue May 6 6:39pm ET
I don't know why but it's taking an inordinate amount of time for my team to get going!! My pitching staff is finally hitting its stride and my bats are mere weeks away from exploding!! I asked RT Sports if there were any scoring issues pertaining to my team and they said that they thought my team's scoring was mysteriously being divided by 2 and I actually am at 88 and not 44!! Maybe I can become a sports announcer instead of a fantasy team owner....I've always been good at making those interesting comments during the games!!
Its getting difficult to see you down there George
Bring it on Georgie! I'm waiting for you.
looking for a ss
My boys are revving their engines and getting ready to rocket to the top!! Be prepared On The Black for Georgie Costanza's Yankees to blow past you in the next week or so!! I'm back....baby!!
Edited: Thu Apr 10 5:45pm ET
Help me....I'm falling and I can't get up!! Will somebody please wake my f*c*ing team up!! I've lulled my team into a full-blown coma and now I need a wake me up and not a woke me up if you know what I mean!! And On The Black is a little sleepy as well!!
if you are looking for a closer- or really any position- come talk to me
You've got my team lulled to sleep. Thats ok, a good nap will propel us up the standings
Still lulling....still lulling!!
My new team logo shows what will happen to White Knucklers II by the end of April!! Won't be pretty!!
Costanza's Yankees wrote:I'm lulling everyone into a false sense of security and then I'll violently and maliciously and without reckless abandon thrust my way to the top!! (With heavy emphasis on the thrusting part!!) And Funny Bunch....you do understand sarcasm don't you?
I do not
Edited: Fri Mar 28 11:17pm ET
I'm lulling everyone into a false sense of security and then I'll violently and maliciously and without reckless abandon thrust my way to the top!! (With heavy emphasis on the thrusting part!!) And Funny Bunch....you do understand sarcasm don't you?
Costanza's Yankees wrote:My 20 point lead is insurmountable!! But then again I'm hung up on some sitcom from the 90s, man!!
Where did you go?
My 20 point lead is insurmountable!! But then again I'm hung up on some sitcom from the 90s, man!!
Yeah....unfortunately there's still 161 games left!!
End the season now! Costanza 1, On the Black 2
Co-stan-za!!
Serenity now!
.... or perhaps a pic of the arch nemesis Lloyd Braun
If Costanza wins the league this year i will also change my team logo to a George Costanza pic. (I think I'm safe) :)
Edited: Sun Mar 9 12:47pm ET
Well....our draft is over and it looks like I was the clear winner of this year's draft!! I m going to go out on a limb and say that Funny Bunch had the worst draft of all 12 teams!! It sure looks like Costanza's Yankees will be thoroughly dominating this league for years to come!! On The Black....hopefully you can ride my wide coattails to a second place finish!! Even Funny Bunch is coming around as he has officially and more importantly permanently changed his team logo to reflect who he thinks is going to win our league this year....a beautiful photo of Frank Costanza and his idiotic son George!! And BTW....my life is all right!!
I'm stickin' it....stickin' it!!
Edited: Wed Mar 5 9:45pm ET
Is this Message Board mic on....boom....boom? On The Black....I saw that you ordered the lifetime supply of nut sack washing fluid from Amazon....good luck with all that!! Funny Bunch could sure use a couple of gallons of that de-stankerizing fluid as his nut sack stinks as bad as his "over the hill" fantasy team!!
Edited: Fri Feb 28 10:31pm ET
Just an FYI that with our draft less than 24 hours away....Costanza's Yankees have hired a baseball draft guru to oversee the team's 2025 Long Ball League draft. We'd like to welcome Donald O'Brien, Leader of the Aryan Union to the Costanza team and we expect big things and nothing but immense success in this year's draft!! Mr. O'Brien has a speech later tonight at Madison Square Garden but will be heading into Naples, FL via steamship early tomorrow morning to begin preparing for Saturday night's draft extravaganza!! If you are interested in purchasing a copy of his blockbuster selling book "The Big Game" you can send a Venmo payment of $39.99 directly to me and I'll make absolutely sure that you receive the book almost immediately in a somewhat timely manner!! Thanks for your future patronage!! "The fate of the world depends on the outcome of this draft!!"
Edited: Wed Feb 26 11:54pm ET
I sense great vulnerability. A land child crying out for love, an innocent orphan in the post-modern world. I see a parasite. A sexually-depraved miscrient, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges. He is struggled, he is man-struggled. He lifts my spirit! He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can't look away. He transcends time and space. He sickens me. I love it. Me too. How many framed copies of "The Costanza" do you want On The Black? Excuse me while I hop a steamship to Sweden!!
Costanza your team photo sickens me...... yet i cant look away
I love it!
Costanza's Yankees wrote:Funny Bunch.....this is our response to you as we are a united front (the other 11 teams in the league) strictly operating to remove you from the top spot in our league!! And it will happen THIS year!! https://youtu.be/4xmckWVPRaI?si=zueyaqLWnfN0skol
Costanza talking some smack. I like it.
Funny Bunch.....this is our response to you as we are a united front (the other 11 teams in the league) strictly operating to remove you from the top spot in our league!! And it will happen THIS year!! https://youtu.be/4xmckWVPRaI?si=zueyaqLWnfN0skol
https://youtu.be/GLG_THm0ieA?si=Dl3MX0nUIwtupA4C
Edited: Fri Feb 14 1:28am ET
look at that lineup and the depth behind it...every position covered for injury and draft hasn't even started. I will say, blaze roto, jp athletics you and on the black will have an opportunity to keep up some offensively looking at the rosters.
I think that you really need to watch this.....
https://youtu.be/Rv4ro4D16H0?si=1DbUM_Yqpzgj5sKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaSwPnsTFY4&ab_channel=JackRadd
Edited: Thu Feb 13 5:25pm ET
If you look at the current standings....I'm already in 3rd place!! Co...stan...za!! I'm back baby!!
I've got a good young team thats coming for you Funky
Who thinks they have what it takes to dethrone this juggernaut?
funky butt lovin dynasty wrote:yeah and everyone looking to do the same thingA lot of teams with cuts to make
A lot of teams with cuts to make
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Luisangel Acuna SS NYM
- JJ Bleday RF LV
- Matthew Boyd SP CHC
- Chase Dollander SP COL
- Calvin Faucher RP MIA
- Zack Gelof 2B LV
- Zack Littell SP TB
- Brandon Marsh CF PHI
- Trevor Story SS BOS
- Justin Verlander SP SF
- Taylor Ward LF LAA
- Brandon Woodruff SP MIL
picks
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Luis Arraez 2B SD
- Erick Fedde SP STL
- Jason Foley RP DET
- Josh Lowe CF TB
- Ryan Pressly RP CHC
- Ceddanne Rafaela CF BOS
- Robby Snelling SP SD
- Tyler Stephenson C CIN
looking for picks or trade away multiple players for one.
Edited: Sat Feb 8 9:45am ET
Anybody want Jett Williams, Xavier Isaac, Brooks Lee and/or Kyle Manzardo? Looking for Catcher, CI, OF or pick upgrade
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Jason Adam RP SD
- Pete Alonso 1B NYM
- Orlando Arcia SS ATL
- Xander Bogaerts SS SD
- Walker Buehler SP BOS
- Michael Conforto LF LAD
- Shota Imanaga SP CHC
- Merrill Kelly SP ARI
- Yusei Kikuchi SP LAA
- Tylor Megill SP NYM
- Frankie Montas SP NYM
- Blake Snell SP LAD
- Mike Trout CF LAA
- Hayden Wesneski SP HOU
Positions Needed:
- P
- OF
looking for Closer and OF.
Sorry....I'm just now learning to read!!
Probably because the cut down date is Feb 8
George is getting upset!!!! (Not kidding)
Edited: Wed Feb 5 8:23pm ET
Ignore my previous post.
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Pete Alonso 1B ---
- Xander Bogaerts SS SD
- Walker Buehler SP BOS
- Michael Conforto LF LAD
- Shota Imanaga SP CHC
- Frankie Montas SP NYM
- Giancarlo Stanton DH NYY
- Marcus Stroman SP NYY
- Mike Trout CF LAA
Positions Needed:
- P
- 1B
- SS
- OF
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Luisangel Acuna SS NYM
- Matthew Boyd SP CHC
- Chase Dollander SP COL
- Calvin Faucher RP MIA
- Luis Garcia SP HOU
- Zack Gelof 2B LV
- Lucas Giolito SP BOS
- Porter Hodge SP CHC
- Zack Littell RP TB
- Brandon Marsh CF PHI
- Trevor Story SS BOS
- Justin Verlander SP SF
- Taylor Ward LF LAA
- Brandon Woodruff SP MIL
picks
Of course everyone wants to trade guys that they are going to dump from their roster on Saturday for one really good starter....just ain't gonna happen!! "Let me offer you 4 non-essential mediocre players for one solid starter and I expect you to say yes." Said no one ever!!
On the block. Looking for picks or trade away multiple players for one. Thanks.
| Player | Team | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Brash, Matt (P) | SEA | |||
| Duran, Ezequiel (1B, 3B, CI, OF) | TEX | |||
| Fedde, Erick (P) | STL | |||
| Jeffers, Ryan (C) | MIN | |||
| Lange, Alex (P) | DET | |||
| Payamps, Joel (P) | MIL | |||
| Pressly, Ryan (P) | CHC | |||
| Rafaela, Ceddanne (2B, SS, MI, OF) | BOS | |||
| Snelling, Robby (P) | SD | |||
| Arraez, Luis (1B, 2B, MI, CI) | SD | |||
| Stephenson, Tyler (C) | CIN |
Rosters should be fixed now as Jared Jones and Brooks Lee have been added over to Big Reeds roster with Hernandez dropped from a trade that took place at the end of last season.
The trade on Jan 1st with Big Reed and Funky has been reversed as Hernandez should not have been on Reeds roster at the time.
Available1
SS Tovar
SS Correa
SS/OF Fitzgerald
OF Robles
Looking to trade for sp or rp
How does the White Knucklers have Teoscar Hernandez on his team and I have him on mine? I traded with Big Reed to get him this offseason.
looks like just team 16 that does not have a bidder so far
Edited: Sat Feb 1 1:59am ET
isn't it an auction thing where highest bidder wins the team? Do these things fold often on rt? Looks like team 16 and pocket aces do not have a bidder yet. Pocket Aces is remarkably bad.
Hey Costanza, we need 4 to fill this league up. Maybe you can recruit Kramer and some of his buddies.
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Ben Brown SP CHC
- Edward Cabrera SP MIA
- Zach Dezenzo 3B HOU
- Christian Encarnacion-Strand 1B CIN
- DL Hall SP MIL
- Dean Kremer SP BAL
- Tobias Myers SP MIL
- Joey Ortiz 3B MIL
- Luis Ortiz RP CLE
- Brendan Rodgers 2B ---
- Nolan Schanuel 1B LAA
- Luis Severino SP LV
- Brady Singer SP CIN
- Ryan Weathers SP MIA
Looking for pitchers or draft picks or an upgrade at 2B
bl2 with the team up for sale...wont spend an entire day every other day on his pick anymore...love that
Yu Darvish
Anthony Volpe
Jurickson Profar
Tyler Fitzgerald
on the block
Trade Block Update
Positions Needed:
- OF
Costanza's Yankees wrote:It's really funny how nobody wants to trade or get rid of any guys that are worth a crap!! Only frickin' scrubs or guys that were valuable 3 years ago!! Crap for gold is not a trade motto....just sayin'!! GEORGE is gettin' angry here!!
Anthony Volpe, tyler fitzgerald, heliot ramos, austin wells...these guys are young with upward trajectory...what are you talking about?
Edited: Mon Dec 30 6:57am ET
It's really funny how nobody wants to trade or get rid of any guys that are worth a crap!! Only frickin' scrubs or guys that were valuable 3 years ago!! Crap for gold is not a trade motto....just sayin'!! GEORGE is gettin' angry here!!
Trade Block
C
Joey Bart
Austin Wells
CIF
Jace Jung
Nolan Arenado
MIF
Leo De Vries
Anthony Volpe
Tyler Fitzgerald
OF
Heliot Ramos
Nick Castellanos
UT
Joc Pederson
Christopher Morel
P
Yu Darvish
Nathan Eovaldi
Nick Pivetta
Max Scherzer
Aaron Civale
Clay Holmes
Evan Phillips
Looking for upgrade at CIF and P
Willing to deal for and away draft picks as well
Edited: Fri Dec 27 10:39pm ET
Looking to trade for hot hitting OF Jay Buhner who hit 30 HR's and had over 100 RBI's last season....willing to give up one Ken Phelps to get him....yeah....that Ken Phelps!! If interested please ask for Yankees Assistant to the Travel Secretary George Costanza. Willing to throw in converting all your ballpark concession stands to yummy all chicken based products based around a new chicken flavored beer....32 delicious ounces in a Seinfeld themed souvenir cup!! You bastards would be crazy to not make this sweetheart of a deal!! Deadline for trade is January 20th, 2025....the day America starts to be great again!! Coincidence? I think not!!
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Luisangel Acuna SS NYM
- Matthew Boyd SP CHC
- Byron Buxton CF MIN
- Chase DeLauter CF CLE
- Chase Dollander SP COL
- Zach Eflin SP BAL
- Calvin Faucher RP MIA
- Luis Garcia SP HOU
- Zack Gelof 2B LV
- Lucas Giolito SP BOS
- Porter Hodge SP CHC
- Jonathan India 2B KC
- Zack Littell RP TB
- Nick Lodolo SP CIN
- Brandon Marsh CF PHI
- Justin Martinez RP ARI
- Reese Olson SP DET
- Trevor Story SS BOS
- Eugenio Suarez 3B ARI
- Michael Toglia 1B COL
- Justin Verlander SP ---
- Taylor Ward LF LAA
- Brandon Woodruff SP MIL
Positions Needed:
- P
- OF
Or picks
I'm back......baby!!
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Luisangel Acuna SS NYM
- JJ Bleday RF LV
- Evan Carter CF TEX
- Chase DeLauter CF CLE
- Chase Dollander SP COL
- Calvin Faucher RP MIA
- Zack Gelof 2B LV
- Lucas Giolito SP BOS
- Porter Hodge SP CHC
- Jonathan India 2B CIN
- Jackson Jobe SP DET
- Zack Littell RP TB
- Nick Lodolo SP CIN
- Brandon Marsh CF PHI
- Reese Olson SP DET
- Trevor Story SS BOS
- Eugenio Suarez 3B ARI
- Michael Toglia 1B COL
- Justin Verlander SP ---
- Taylor Ward LF LAA
Positions Needed:
- OF
Picks
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Will Benson RF CIN
- Ben Brown SP CHC
- Edward Cabrera SP MIA
- Cade Cavalli SP WSH
- Bryan De La Cruz RF PIT
- Deyvison De Los Santos 3B MIA
- Zach Dezenzo 3B HOU
- Christian Encarnacion-Strand 1B CIN
- DL Hall SP MIL
- Dean Kremer SP BAL
- Pedro Leon LF HOU
- Casey Mize SP DET
- Tobias Myers SP MIL
- Bo Naylor C CLE
- Luis Ortiz RP PIT
- Joey Ortiz 3B MIL
- Blake Perkins CF MIL
- Brendan Rodgers 2B COL
- Nolan Schanuel 1B LAA
- Luis Severino SP ---
- Gavin Stone SP LAD
- Hurston Waldrep SP ATL
- Ryan Weathers SP MIA
Looking for pitchers or draft picks.
