Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Perpetually 7th | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1 |
 | Weird Science | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.897 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 2 |
 | Starvin' Marvin | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.842 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 3 |
 | Corroded Coffin | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.793 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 4 |
 | THE Hawk Tua's | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.731 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 5 |
 | *Philadelphia Eagles 1 2025 | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.657 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 6 |
 | Space Donkeys | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.610 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 7 |
 | Banff Bears | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.566 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 8 |
 | Angry Hosers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.463 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
 | Patssuck7 | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.410 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 10 |
 | Internal Consulting | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.350 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 11 |
 | RICO | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.265 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 12 |
